Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.
This is exhausting.
Seriously, it’s not supposed to be like this. They told me it wasn’t going to be like this!
Now Gmail can stop screaming at me about the 3,000 unread messages that I was too lazy to delete. Between this and unloading the dishwasher this morning, I’d say today has been significantly more productive than the past few days.
Breaking news: I’ve developed the biggest crush on Eddie Redmayne